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"Silly people with their..."
"Delusions?"
"...Hope."
-- Megan the Red & Kellie"How do you say 'film noir' in French?"
-- Chelseastaringinawe: CHELSEA! I can't do my scene without my Lesbian Shirt!
Gatsby68: yes you can
Gatsby68: its like dumbo's magic feather
Gatsby68: the magic wasnt REALLY in the feather
staringinawe: hahahaha
staringinawe: the Lesbian was in me all along?Gatsby68: if by "great" you mean completely embarrassing and awful!
"Wait, why are you so afraid of Big Bird?"
"Oh, I think a psychiatrist would have a field day with that question!"
-- Hanz (to Chelsea) and Kellie
"You're not gay, Kellie."
"Thanks for clarifying that."
-- Chelsea and Kellie
"I was talking to, like, six bisexual women, about who has a more difficult time picking up women... guys, or other women. They were all like, It's definitely harder for women, and I was like, Oh, no, guys definitely have it harder." (Kellie bursts out laughing.) "Okay, someone has her mind in the gutter..."
-- Ary
"I blame Bridget Jones' Diary for this whole fiasco..."
-- Kellie
"Can we discuss the insanity of my purse? I have The Usual Suspects and bubbles... BUT NO GUM!"
-- Kellie
"Clawing yourself in the boobs, however, hurts no matter how you do it..."
-- Amanda
philer2k: i see more male ass than female face. what's your excuse?
philer2k: nobody likes a quitter
staringinawe: yeah, but nobody likes a stalker, either!
"Chelsea... Can we discuss your floor? You have a razor... and a pink marker. And the lid to the marker. But the lid isn't on the marker!"
-- Kellie"Having sex and skiing are pretty similar... They're both physical activities, neither one is a big deal... and I've never done either of them. The only difference is... I have no interest in skiing."
-- Carolyn
"I wish I could be giving head right now... Wow, I'd make that into an Away Message but it would sound a little too skanky..."
-- ChelseaGatsby68: listen, some ppl think hw is important
Gatsby68: they are sadly mistaken and wasting their lives, but they have to learn this for themselves"Near... Far... Near... Far..."
"Really Annoying... Really Annoying..."
-- Spot Waiter & CassieAnonGirl: and when it was over he did something so shocking i dont think i'll ever recover
staringinawe: ...which was?
AnonGirl: he.....
AnonGirl: CUDDLED
staringinawe: AH!
staringinawe: Get out!"Trying to get R.J. back to Watterson when he's drunk is like trying to push a mule down a crowded street in Mexico City."
--Donnelle"Clap if you believe in straight male theatre majors!"
-- Chelsea
"Theatre guys are all gay. It's just, some of them like having sex with women..."
-- Chelsea"I deprive people of lots of small joys."
"Well... you deprive lots of people of your small joy."
-- Joe Coppola & Kellie
"And I haven't even molested you yet!"
-- Joe Coppola"It's probably really scary to be dating me."
"Why?"
"'Cause I'm kind of intimidating."
-- Carolyn & Kellie"She's dating me. She can't not be shady."
-- Ryan (yes, of Carolyn)"I know where it is and how to turn it on!"
-- Joe Coppola"Ha! It's my fuzzy dildo now!"
-- Julie Fisher
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