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"I'M NOT EASY! I'M DIFFICULT!"
-- Carolyn"Enjoy your milinery shop!"
"It has two men in it, I'm going to enjoy it a lot!"
"Excuse me, you promised me the young one."
"I think we can pass him around."
"SWEET!"
-- Dan Mian, Meredith, Sarah, Meredith, and Chad.
"Anne Brady, you're killing me... He's one of the Hackls..."
-- Beth
"If you rearrange the letters in Dolly Gallagher Levi, you get 'really evil hag doll...' but there's an extra 'g...'"
-- Kellie
"Someone tied your corset too tight."
"It's cut off the brain to her brain!" (Realization.) "Okay, someone tied my corset too tight..."
-- Anne & Chris R.
"This is a house of SIN!"
"...It's a house of hats..."
-- Dan Mian & Beth
"Somebody should study you."
"The Dan Mian Technique?"
"I'm pretty sure that's not what she meant."
-- Anne, Sarah, & Kellie.
"There are several places in the polka where I could be yelling PUDDING-PUDDING-PUDDING!"
-- Chris R.
"She keeps avoiding me and breaking into song!"
-- Danny T.
"This is a musical! No one gets angry!"
-- Anne
"Just think about it - they've got a fucking stuffed whale!"
-- Anne"...Most married couples meet in college. But then, I remember that over half of marriages don't last and I feel much better."
-- Julie Fisher"First I had to kick out all the Chinese Catholic Jesus dancing people..."
-- Adi
"You'll be in and out of the closet like crazy."
"Just like in real life."
-- Anne & Chris R.
"Is there anything in this closet besides me?"
-- Chris
"Just one word of advice, Mr. Vandergelder: Eat out."
"...Mrs. Molloy. Or she'll poison you."
-- Beth & Stage Manager Joe
"What would men be doing in a ladies' hat shop?"
"Looking for a good lay."
-- Meredith & Kate
"I think Dolly Levi should be played by a drag queen."
-- Stage Manager Joe
"Or if we're making out, Dan and I..."
"Or if we're making out, Dan and I..."
"Or if all three of us are making out..."
"Dan and us."
-- Kate & Stage Manager Joe
"Is stage managing hard?"
"Not the way I do it..."
-- Brian & Kellie
"He's got that poofy Jewish hair... a Jew-fro."
-- Chris R.
"If your eldest daughter needs a hand... if you know what I mean..."
-- Stage Manager Joe
"Jeely Klein, John Vestal!"
-- Chris R.
"It's a good time. And by a good time, I mean DISGUSTING!"
-- Kate
"My head's not turned by fucking unshelled peanuts."
-- Beth
"Orchestra? Yeah? Oh my God, are there any cute boys?"
"Ummm... No."
-- Beth & Kate
"Tell the drummer that Dolly says Hello."
-- Beth"I just referred to my bottom left wisdom tooth as upstage left."
-- Megan Dougherty"Amish country is apparently unappealing. Who'd have thunk? I'd love the chance to go mock other lifestyles; but especially this one."
-- R.J. (on LJ)"4 fucking hours of dancing!!!!!! EVERY NIGHT 4 FUCKING HOURS OF DANCING!!!! someone please kill me now!!!! but i loved it"
-- David L. (an away message)"Singing can hurt you if you do it wrong... it always hurts me..."
-- David L. (an away message)"We're supposed to throw bread in a river, but instead, we'll drink this vodka."
-- Heather
"I used to be 21... until they took away my ID."
-- Becca
"Go-go-gadget... big wheel things..."
-- Melissa
"Batman came to rescue us, but instead, we all had sex with him."
-- Melissa"There are plenty of attractive cripples."
-- Prof. Carol
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