The 2003 Awards:

BEST LEADING ACTOR
The Nominees:
Seth Gorden, Walker, Three Days of Rain
Lauren Schumacher, Elizabeth, Catholic Schoolgirls
Lauren Schumacher, Nan, Three Days of Rain
Justin Irvin, Ned, Three Days of Rain
Krystal Wilcox, Lina, Three Days of Rain

And the award goes to:
Seth Gorden, Walker, Three Days of Rain

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
The Nominees:
Dan Oltman, Pip, Three Days of Rain
Steve Vittitoe, Theo, Three Days of Rain
Krystal Wilcox, Sister Mary Lucille, Catholic Schoolgirls
Katie Karl, Sister Mary Agnes, Catholic Schoolgirls
Paige Osbourn, Sister Mary Thomasina, Catholic Schoolgirls

And the award goes to:
Dan Oltman, Pip, Three Days of Rain

MOST VALUED TECHIE
(Both shows unless noted).
The Nominees:
Dan Oltman
Steve Michaels
Seth Gorden, Three Days of Rain
Kathy Briggs, Catholic Schoolgirls
Katie Karl
Krystal Wilcox
Lauren Schumacher
Paige Osbourn
Will Irvin
Justin Irvin, Three Days of Rain
Steve Vittitoe, Three Days of Rain

And the award goes to:
Will Irvin

MOST VALUED BOARD MEMBER
The Nominees:
Kathy Briggs
Seth Gorden
Katie Karl
Steve Michaels
Dan Oltman
Kellie Powell

And the award goes to:
Kellie Powell

BEST FIGHT
The Nominees:
Krystal Wilcox & Lauren Schumacher, Catholic Schoolgirls
Krystal Wilcox & Steve Vittitoe, Three Days of Rain
Seth Gorden & Dan Oltman, Three Days of Rain

And the award goes to:
Krystal Wilcox & Lauren Schumacher, Catholic Schoolgirls

MOST BITCHY PERFORMANCE
The Nominees:
Krystal Wilcox, Sister Mary Lucille, Catholic Schoolgirls
Krystal Wilcox, Lina, Three Days of Rain
Lauren Schumacher, Nan, Three Days of Rain
Paige Osbourn, Sister Mary Thomasina, Three Days of Rain
Steve Vittitoe, Theo, Three Days of Rain
Kellie Powell, Director, Catholic Schoolgirls
Kellie Powell, Director, Three Days of Rain

And the award goes to:
Krystal Wilcox, Sister Mary Lucille, Catholic Schoolgirls

BEST INVASION OF PERSONAL SPACE
The Nominees:
Krystal Wilcox & Justin Irvin (on-stage)
Lauren Schumacher & Justin Irvin (off-stage)

And the award goes to:
Lauren Schumacher & Justin Irvin

BEST SAVE
The Nominees:
"Where's the light switch?" -Seth Gorden, Three Days of Rain
"There was a lot of tape on it." -Will Irvin, Three Days of Rain
"It was smoking." -Steve Vittitoe, Three Days of Rain
"Sure, I know Julia's lines. Oh, God..." -Kellie Powell, Catholic Schoolgirls

And the award goes to:
Kellie Powell, Director/Julia's Understudy, Catholic Schoolgirls

MOST REVENGE-WORTHY
The Nominees:
Dan Oltman, Three Days of Rain (for getting everyone wet)
Krystal Wilcox, Catholic Schoolgirls (for slapping Lauren)
Will Irvin, Catholic Schoolgirls (for bruising Krystal)
Krystal Wilcox, Three Days of Rain (for kicking her boyfriend and ending up in the ER)

And the award goes to:
Krystal Wilcox, Three Days of Rain

MOST DANGEROUS INANIMATE OBJECT
The Nominees:
The Yardstick, Catholic Schoolgirls
The Strobe Light, Three Days of Rain
The Flaming Journal, Three Days of Rain
The Smoking Gelled Light, Three Days of Rain

And the award goes to:
The Strobe Light, Three Days of Rain

BEST RANDOM QUOTE
The Nominees:
"Is it a sin to lust after a priest?" -Krystal, Lauren, & Katie
"Naked popcorn?" -Seth
"My new favorite theatre sport is incest." -Seth
"I'll remedy that... with licking!" -Dan
"Don't mind me if I feel you up." -Dan
"...anything about sex with your mom..." -Lauren

And the award goes to:
Lauren, for her never-ending jokes about having sex with your mother.